Because watching the Inauguration on your couch will be lonely and boring, why not go out and see what #DCBrews has to offer? Like for example, at Mad Fox Brewing Company, have fun starting at 10am. Taste their versions of the White House Honey Ale and Honey Porter beers (limited supply) plus enjoy a Chicago Dog (beer poached all-beef frank, neon relish, pickled pepper, lettuce, tomato, mayo) and Hawaiian Pizza (Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza), both fit for the Commander in Chief.
And, you know, drink award-winning craft beer. There's also that whole thing.