As the world comes to a (supposed) close, we're left with that same old dogged question: what would you do with a short time left to live?
Would you go to a place of worship and attempt to ensure you get upgraded to an oceanfront room with a larger bathroom for the "next step"? Would you throw your morals to the wind and actively pursue a romantic relationship with Cher? Would you cower in your basement and hope that, in the final moments of the universe's existence, you could finally completely comprehend the depth of Morrissey's melancholy?
Whatever you decide to do in those final moments, it might be worth stopping in at Pizzeria Paradiso for a beer beforehand. Just sayin'.
On 12/21/12, all Pizza P locations will be pouring, at half price, any "apocalyptic" beers on tap. No, I don't know what that means; however, I don't profess to comprehend the nature of the apocalypse either, so I'm not concerned. Also, they'll be serving a particularly "hedonist" pizza special. More details to come as we get them.
Oh, and what if this is all a big hoax and we survive and progress just as we always have in the past? What then? Pizza and beer specials, of course.
All throughout January of 2013, Pizza P Old Town will be putting together a great deal for the survivors - $20.13 for a pizza and two draft beers. Do the math...that's pretty good stuff, right there.
As always, additional info will be posted on www.eatyourpizza.com and here at DCBeer.com as we get it.